|People on HGTV shows:||wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now|
HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS
isnt that just one calendar
Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*